Find out if you'll experience this once-every-76-years space wonder.
Sadly, you were having a nap while the historic event occured.
Find out if your next coworker will be made of cables.
Sadly, your company replaced you with one of them.
Find out if you'll make it to capitalism's next step.
Sadly, there's no skip button and you go insane.
Find out if you'll get to understand your pet.
Sadly, you realize your pet is racist.